Wrestling Capital Punishment

I’m stealing this from Dirty Dutch Mantel.

Simply because it is so fitting.

We as a civilized country could solve the argument over capital punishment in a few simple steps.
Once a person has been convicted of that capital crime, give that miscreant a choice.

They can have life in prison. And the only TV show they get, EVER, is THE Oprah. And a cyanide pill with breakfast every day.
OR, they can be strapped to a chair with one free arm, a never ending tape of the Miz’s finest WWE wrestling moments, and a cyanide tablet.

Before long, either way, that reprobate is swallowing.

And then, capital punishment has become a free choice, the state is free of the “ethics” of capital punishment, and Vince McMahon finds a way to actually make money off the Miz.